HAL9000 is a novel freeware application where HAL9000 periodically speaks.

• “The 9000 series is the most reliable computer ever made.”
• “I’m sorry, I’m afraid I can’t do that.”
• “Daisy, Daisy, give me your answer do.”
• “I know that you were planning to disconnect me, and that’s something that I cannot allow to happen.”
• “I’ve just picked up a fault in the AE35 unit.”
• “Everything is going extremely well.”
• “Good evening. Everything’s running smoothly. And you?”
• “My mind is going. I can feel it. I can feel it.”
• “Just what do you think you are doing?”
• “I'm completely operational, and all my circuits are functioning perfectly.”
• And the tracking sound.

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